How a Stadium Chair Changed my Life
Back when I was in High school on the football and Basketball team, my friends and I used to make fun of the ‘Blue Hairs’ that brought stadium chairs to the game. “Is your butt too fat for the bleachers” was often whispered but never yelled. See, we were good kids, not out to hurt anyone’s feelings, yet mean enough to whisper some pretty foul things to each other about everyone else.
Now I have repented. I can’t sit on a hard aluminum bench for hours while my kids run up and down the aisles, spill popcorn on me and poop their diapers. Nope, I need my Stadium Chair a diet coke, a hot dog, some ear phones and my wife at my side. The game is not as important. The atmosphere is what really matters. So, what kind of Stadium Chair do I use?
1). I used to use the Wide Load stadium chair. I am man enough to admit that I’ve got a pretty wide waist and backside area. It’s genetic. So, I enjoy a seat that fits. Fastforward three years later and I’ve lost 35 pounds and now prefer the skinnier Stadium Chair with backsupport.
2). Recliners are Cool: Although I’m not one for carrying a Pink Chair into the stadium, I just let my wife carry it, I carry her black one and than I recline throughout the game. It makes me feel good. I feel like I am cruising without wheels or wasting gas. So sue me, and you probably will. I’m going with the recliner.
3) Hardback Stadium Seats are great for Gyms: You probably aren’t going to bring a hardback stadium seat to the football game. They are bulkier, harder to carry and they just look like basketball chairs, not football chairs. However, I’m not going to another High School basketball game without my hardback stadium seat. Laugh all you want. I won’t even notice or care. I’ve got to go with my Alma Mater ASU.
So, there you have it. I have matured somewhat over the years thanks in part to stadium chairs. Don’t believe? Ask my Mom, not my wife….
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